So I posted that quote from Boris and lost two followers! Coincidence? Or did I have a small band of secret Tory followers who were offended by the Boris-is-a-fruitcake remark?
I didn’t even include the best bit - Boris’s surprise liking for Gangnam Style:
“Gangnam Style is very good,” he said. “The Prime Minister and I danced Gangnam Style the other day, you will be shocked to discover.”
Speaking at the Conservative Party Conference and wishing Mr Cameron a happy birthday, Boris Johnson joked: “I was please to see that you called me a blond-haired mop in the papers. If I am a mop, David Cameron, you are a broom - a broom that is clearing up the mess left by the Labour government, and a fantastic job you are doing.
“I congratulate you and your colleagues George Osborne the dustpan, Michael Gove the J-cloth, William Hague the sponge. It is the historic function of Conservative governments over the last 100 years to be the household implements on the floor of the house, so effective at clearing up after the Labour binge has got out of control.”
I have requested Mycroft meeting Boris Johnson on the kinkmeme. Gen or slash, I just really, really want to see what would happen.
/shameless promoting of own cracky prompt
Welcome to London, world, this is our mayor…
We love you Boris.